November 14, 2012, posted by Crumbs
Robb Flynn just made a post on the official Machine Head boards about his double inguinal hernia that has forced the cancellation of nine shows of the Dethklok tour and it's pretty funny...
Top jokes so far:
- "Now you can add an third N to Flynnn for your third nut"
- "Knock knock? Who's there? Hernia good jokes lately? Badabing!"
- "Now The General can Teabag like a motherfucker"
- "I guess that makes you 'a baller'"
- "With your small penis and your extra balls, now when you lay on your back it looks like a toy cannon"
- "Thank god you're not half Irish and Half Scottish, you'd be all bag and no pipe"
- "How many 'N's' in Flynnanigans? Too many just like your sack!"
- "3 NUTS!? That's metal as fuck!"
Now playing: Accepts "Balls to the Wall" and AC/DC "Big Balls"
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